Tumble's Pennysaver personal for Chestnut has delivered a less-than-expected amount of success to our P.O. Box. After sorting out junk mail, requests for mulch and letters from inmates, Tumble has been perusing the remaining photographic entries and involuntarily bunching his face.
I decided on a Plan B, one to match our modern age: internet dating. I helped Chestnut set up an online dating account last night and this morning posted his first dating video:
I even created a new email address, lovechestnut4ever@hotmail.com, and am in charge of sorting entrants into the "Yay" or "Nay" folder. Chestnut's spirits have brightened in the past week due in part to our diligence, and I'm elated to have such a project to undertake. Even Tumble is happier, having met a new pen pal, "Russell The Weight Room Snitch".